madalitso

A woman who allow people to test her food before buying end up feeding the whole community without selling a plate ?

“My girlfriend saved my number as “MM” what’s the meaning??????”@everyone??

She is earning 700k in Mchinga,

He is earning 90k in Zomba,

After the wedding, who should relocate??

if u were offered 5billion to walk nak*d on ur street for 5mins

i trust u, u wont do such nonsense??

Your SIM one is TNM while SIM two is AIRTEL. If I get it right call me Sugar

but if I failed call me bitterleaf ??

How to insult someone in a respectful manner?????

Omoh I no fit resume this week again

Our king daughter wan select husband, make I stay small them fit select me??

Working in a hotel will make you féar marriage and relationship???

I know Calabar, I know Calabar. O yaah, where is Lion’s gate?

I miss my primary school days ?

When we used to recite OND 1,BWO 2, BHRDD 3, MOUR 4, SIBE 5, FIX 6, FEBEN 7, GIGHT 8, TBN10

???ENGLISH CLASS.

Teacher: Today, we’ll talk about question tags. Here are

examples:

1. She is coming, isn’t she?

2. They have eaten, haven’t they?

Now, who can give me another example?

Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn’t we?

Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can

help correct him?

Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn’t we?

Teacher: You guys must be stupīd! Must you joke with

everything? Óyá, Emmanuel! I know you’re brilliant.

Give us an example.

Emmanuel: Na motor go kīll our teacher, kīlln’t him?

Teacher: Na motor go kīll your papa, papan’t u?

You are now laughing. Laughin’t u?

. Dont laugh alone put a smile on

someone’s face. Putn’t you?

So one day i will stand before

Jesus…..

Me that is very shy

I will just cover my face

and run inside heaven??

If the M in man stands for money

Then, the W in woman stands for what??????

After writing JCE.

After writing MSCE.

After scoring 13 Points in the MSCE.

After paying 30k for acceptance fee?

After paying extra 40k (single room) and 120k (self contained) for house rent and other dues.?

After paying SUG due,Departmental and other dues?

After carrying files from office to another offices

After trekking from school gate to your department under the hot sun.?

After spending transport everyday to class?

After drinking backs for months.?

After standing in a long queue for close to an hour at ATM stand.?

After so many copy and paste assignment.

After visiting friends for food.

After borrowing 100mtn and Etisalat just for megabytes for assignments.

After surviving all pressure for sadistic lecturers.

After having sleepless night preparing for exams.?

After going to night class and tutorials everyday.

After going to prayer gathering and performing the 5 daily prayer.

After overcoming the lecturer theatre stress.

After arguing with students who secure space for their friends with pen,book and bag.

After all this 2-3-4-5years, and writing your final exams

Congratulations to myself